..and then there were 2...

Once upon a time there was a room called 316 at a castle called Stagedoor Manor. It contained 3 bunk beds.

5 ladies were destined for this room, to fill it's days with their laughter and sleep.

Only 4 of these ladies made the journey to the room. 1 lady decided to stay home instead of venture out.

After 2 of the ladies arrived, the queen required that 1 of the bunk beds be removed and be replaced with a single bed, and it was so.

Then 1 other lady arrived and all was well with in the land of 316. Until the Queen decided that 4 of the dressers must be switched so that the children of the castle could have matching one's - and it was so.

And with unmatching dresser's the last lady arrived and all was peaceful for 1 moon.

Then it rained and rained for many days in the room of 316 and the roof did leak. So one of the ladies was forced to change beds.

All was then peaceful for 1 moon.

Until one day it transpired that the Queen had placed 6 children in a room with 5 beds, and so it was that the 4 ladies lost another bunk bed and it was replaced with single bed.

1 of the ladies had spied a more suitable abode further along the castle hall and so left that wonderful land. Another lady then found a handsome Prince with whom to spend time and so was rarely seen in that magical room.

So now there are 2 ladies in the sunny, breezy, drippy land of 316, and (hopefully) they all lived happily ever after.